You’ve reached Sam’s brain.
His sanity can’t come to his attention right now, and I’m sure it would like to apologize in advance for what might be said in the immediate present.
DON’T HATE THE PLAYER CAUSE HE’S GOOD AT THE GAME
JUST CAUSE HE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT SOME MONEY OR GRATUITOUS FAME
If you leave your name, number and a reason for requiring his ability to reason, Sam’s sanity will be happy to respond once it returns.
SO WHEN YOU START TO QUESTION WHY I GOT WINS APLENTY
JUST REMEMBER YOU ROLL ONES AND I ROLL TWENTIES
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