Author: Sam

  • Chapter 18: I am Sam’s masculinity

    I have not been around in a long time. My transition from a heterosexual to a gay transsexual was quite rapid. I now lust for Billy Blanks. Of course he must be wearing a ballerina outfit with the crotch cut out. But the sad state I am now at I am not quite sure even…

  • Chapter 17: Soap Opera Hoes

    Somebody asked me today if I had a girlfriend, and I replied “nope.” “But why not?” they asked, and while I can’t claim I turn away an extraordinary amount of women, I can claim I won’t go out with anybody. I’m not desperate to get laid, to be loved, to party with the ladies, because…

  • Chapter 16: Rocky Horror Picture Show

    Tonight I lost my virginity. Well, not really (the last frontier still remains unconquered), but I did attend my first Rocky Horror Picture Show event. That is something everyone must do once. I was surrounded by transvestites and women in clothing the likes of which isn’t seen outside of Fredricks of Hollywood catalogs :-). Next…

  • Chapter 15: Female Friends

    An old friend recently told me she had had a crush on me for a long time. She also broke this news to two other of my close friends, and she then asked us why we hadn’t done anything about it. We can’t win at this game, can we? If we like a girl, it…

  • Chapter 14: There is no postgame

    Surfing Everything2.com’s archives, I came across something that made me stop in my tracks. “There is no post-game.” I sat and thought about this for a while, as I am rather prone to doing. How would you play differently, knowing that it was the last game of the season? How would you live, knowing you…